hobosexual

hobosexual
1. (Hobosexual) (4757↑, 525↓)
Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson. First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

2. (hobosexual) (253↑, 97↓)
A no good passionate bum

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?" Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor" Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?" Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

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3. (Hobosexual) (38↑, 24↓)
The attraction to homeless people. There's just something about that musty smell.

Firend: I have something to tekll you. Other Friend: What? Friend: I'm a hobosexual. Other Friend: WTF is that? Friend: Ya know that guy that lives under that overpass by the mall?....

4. (hobosexual) (20↑, 16↓)
a person that exclusively dates only the homeless

yeah, he finally came out of the closest and is embracing his hobosexuallity

5. (Hobosexual) (62↑, 60↓)
Someone who's sexual orientation is only directed at the homeless.

random person: that hobo is so hot other random person: are you a hobosexual?

6. (Hobosexual) (13↑, 14↓)
a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist

yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers

7. (Hobosexual) (0↑, 3↓)
When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender. Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.

"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game" J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else" "Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"

8. (hobosexual) (4↑, 8↓)
It means i fill a tennis ball tube with cigarette butts and dirty pennies i find on the sidewalk and then i put my peepee in it

I was really hobosexual last saturday after the school dance.

9. (hobosexual) (3↑, 7↓)
one who consummates the natural attraction all humans feel toward the homeless.

Can you believe those hobosexuals who volunteer down at the soup kitchen? They trade extra scoops of food for sexual favors. Charlie brought that hobo who holds the door open at Popeye's to his sister's wedding. He's such a hobosexual.

10. (Hobosexual) (11↑, 16↓)
A person who is only attracted to homeless men and this attraction distracts him/her from doing the most basic tasks with any skill whatsoever.

1: Hey [Hoseph] you're such a hobosexual 2: [STFU] [n00b] *proceeds to have sex with a hobo*

11. (hobosexual) (60↑, 65↓)
Style that is a cross between hipster (or metrosexual) and hobo. Coined by Cobra Starship lead, Gabe Saporta. Only to be used with permission by Gabe Saporta.

Gabe Saporta coined the term "hobosexual" to describe this new generation's style.

12. (hobosexual) (2↑, 8↓)
homeless queers, fairy bums,a traveling homo, lazy homo, a gay with no job,a fag on a train

look at that lazy hobosexual panhandling for sex

13. (hobosexual) (32↑, 38↓)
a homosexual that has low aesthetic sense and could care less about appearance and style, similar to that of a typical heterosexual male. (gay version of metrosexual)

I saw this hobosexual wearing jogging pants at the gay bar last weekend.

14. (Hobosexual) (7↑, 17↓)
1. A term applied usually to women, saying that they are attracted to people that have money problems, constantly make mistakes, or are just plain ugly. 2. Being attracted to homeless or jobless people

Gurl: OMG, He's, like, SO hawt\! D00D: He's living in a cardboard box, eating beans he found out of the trash can... Gurl: Thats why i luv him\! D00D: WTF?\!?\! THATS HOBOSEXUAL\!\!\!

15. (hobosexual) (18↑, 28↓)
a man that is attracted to male homeless men

Raul- wow isn't that man under the bridge so hott\!\! Spence- you're such a hobosexual

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16. (hobosexual) (8↑, 18↓)
some one who thinks hobo's are sexy

girl 1: "omg look at that sexy hobo over there\!" girl 2:"your such a hobosexual"

17. (hobosexual) (6↑, 18↓)
A term used to describe someone (usually a gay male) who is attracted to men who look kind of like hobos. The description of a 'hobo' here are men that are usually skinny, hairy, and have beards / heavy facial hair. Although someone may call a female a hobosexual, it is generally used for someone who is male and gay. It is not an insult, but more of just a word to describe a person.

Robert: That guy is so attractive. Gabrielle: Ugh ew, no. You are such a hobosexual.

18. (hobosexual) (16↑, 28↓)
Someone who is a very bad sex partner. Sucking, and not in a good way.

Man: Your honor, I want a divorce, my wife is a hobosexual. Judge: What are you talking about? Man: She's a bum lay.

19. (hobosexual) (14↑, 26↓)
Having sexual attraction to homeless men or women, or just towards people of poor hygiene, or even towards those with a lack of a home.

You are such a hobosexual. That guy you're dating doesn't even have a job or a home and he is probably from the band ZZTop.

20. (hobosexual) (3↑, 16↓)
A bum lay.

Weary Willie and Dirty Lily are suspected hobosexuals.

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21. (hobosexual) (19↑, 32↓)
Pronunciation: \\ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\\ Function: adjective 1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence 2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence

Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.

22. (hobosexual) (3↑, 18↓)
People who take advantage of other's poverty to fuck them in more ways than fucking them literally.

Example1: Man did u see him?he asked that poor lady to have sex with him if she needed to be dropped of the bus station..hobosexual\!\! Example2: Yeh that lawyer is a real hobosexual, he takes up cases against the poor people who in some way assualt or trouble the rich ones and fuck them bad legally...cuz they cant present their case well as they have no mony to afford a gud lawyer\!\!

23. (hobosexual) (136↑, 151↓)
A person who is in high school but looks like they are 40 years old. They generally wear the same jacket everyday, ripped sweatpants, and rarely shave or get their hair cut;giving them the appearance of a hobo.

Yo Dave is such a hobosexual.

24. (Hobosexual) (25↑, 41↓)
Someone with a preference for fucking [tramps] (i.e. someone with low personal standards - as opposed to an actual homeless person).

Person \#1: Hey did you see who John just hooked up with? Person \#2: Doesn't surprise me, he's a hobosexual.

25. (Hobosexual) (4↑, 21↓)
a individual who loves to be sexual with hobos. especially the one that lives by 7-11.

Dude:yo man i heard Erin F. was a hobosexual. girl: yeeeep. she had sex with the one by 7-11. dude: sick....

26. (Hobosexual) (12↑, 31↓)
One who considers the homeless as sexual beings; one who likes to have sexual encounters with dirty strangers; one who dresses in a homeless person's costume for role playing in sexual enjoyment

My husband and I like to have sex in the dirt.We are hobosexuals. I'm such a hobosexual, I would totally bang that dude over there holding up that cardboard sign. I haven't showered today, I feel like a hobosexual.

27. (hobosexual) (22↑, 43↓)
A gay dude with a cold.

"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."

28. (Hobosexual) (6↑, 27↓)
(Adj) 1. One who must have a homeless person for their partner. 2. One who feels sexually stimulated only by a homeless person.

Person 1: Dude you have to hear this. Last night I was going over to Jenny's house for a project that we had to finish, and I saw a bunch of men in dirty clothes in her room... they looked like homeless people. Person 2: Oh my god... what does this mean? Person 1: She's hobosexual.

29. (Hobosexual) (20↑, 41↓)
A man or woman of any sexual/affectional persuasion or preference who is rated as a disappointment within the realm of surrendering to the exigencies of physical love; a [Bum fuck]

"I thought that Darlene was as pretty as a bowl of tits," Sydney said, "but when we slipped between the sheets and finally got down to it, she turned out to be a hobosexual." "Wassathat?" Tommy barked. "A bum fuck\!"

30. (hobosexual) (7↑, 29↓)
a human that is a hobo, and/or resembles one

That hobosexual grows nice apples.

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31. (hobosexual) (7↑, 30↓)
A metrosexual who doesn't have any money.

He could be a metrosexual instead of a hobosexual IF he had a job.

32. (Hobosexual) (17↑, 40↓)
Adjective; to be attracted to or wanting to have sexual liasons with a hobo or drifter

My, thats a nie big issue you have there, I'm a HOBOSEXUAL you know

33. (hobosexual) (4↑, 28↓)
were you can't afford a real hooker, and are no good looking enough to get people willingly, so you have sex with random hobo's for spare change, or somtimes food

Stephanie: He's so nasty, how does he ever get laid? Meagan: He's a hobosexual.

34. (hobosexual) (9↑, 33↓)
a male who takes an interest in his clothing but shops almost exculsively for second hand clothing at thrift and vintage stores. a retro metrosexual

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35. (Hobosexual) (16↑, 42↓)
(n.) one that is only attracted to hobos.

Dude, I'm a hobosexual. Nothing turns me on like a nice raggity homeless person.

36. (HoboSexual) (0↑, 26↓)
an insult. or a hobo hoo likes to fuck another hobo. See: [team swain]

"kim, ur such a hobosexual\!" "i dont like fuck to fuck hobos\!" "no, ur just, a hobosexual\! tahts all"

37. (Hobosexual) (10↑, 36↓)
1) A person that engages in hobosex. 2) A hobo having sex.

1) Me and gregory were being hobosexual last night. 2) You're so hobosexual.

38. (Hobosexual) (19↑, 46↓)
One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.

"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can." "You mean he's a Hobosexual now?" "Yes, what a fucking weirdo"

39. (Hobosexual) (5↑, 33↓)
Someone with a fetish for hobos of the same sex. Often used as an insult.

Mark: Dude, some being such a hobosexual\! Dave: How many times do I have to tell you, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY HOBOS\!\!\! Hobo: Errruuugh, I'm-a hobo. ♥

40. (Hobosexual) (11↑, 39↓)
Like "homohsexual". When one loves homeless people, especially hobos. Being sexually attracted to hobos.

Did you hear Destinee has a new boyfriend she found in the streets? Yes, she is a hobosexual, my friend.

41. (HoboSexual) (5↑, 33↓)
1. A regular person (or hobo) who fraternizes in a manner of sexual varity, with a (another) hobo

"Ren sad sweet hobosexual secks with teh HomoGoat" "Ren" and "HomoGoat" are both hobos, and are therefore acting in a hobosexual manner.

42. (Hobosexual) (30↑, 59↓)
When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.

You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick. Me: Yeah, that was me. You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo? Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.

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43. (hobosexual) (9↑, 38↓)
Someone that likes to get sexual with [hobo]s. This event usually takes place in the [hobo]'s house. (AKA a cardboard box.)

1. Lindsay K is a total hobosexual. 2. That guy looks like a total hobosexual\!

44. (HoboSexual) (8↑, 37↓)
1. When you kill a homeless person, then eat holes in it's dead body, then having sex with them. 2. to get turned on by people without homes, wether it be the arousing smell, or the fine taste in clothing.

"I invited this hobo over to my house last night. We had sex. I think im a hobosexual."

45. (Hobosexual) (6↑, 36↓)
a person who gets turned on by hobo's and anything to do with them.

Hobo-Joe-Bo seems to be a big hit with the hobosexual ladies lately...Hottt Stufff\!\!

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46. (hobosexual) (3↑, 33↓)
Sex in a dumpster. One who prefers masturbation to acutal intercourse. Enjoying coke bottle sex/ masturbation with garbage objects.

the stately gentleman in the seven coats and grocery cart.

47. (Hobosexual) (15↑, 46↓)
A person who consents to engage in [Sexual Intercourse] primarily for the sake of obtaining a hobo necessity, including: 1. A place to sleep for the night 2. Alcohol 3. Harder Alcohol *This does not include money, because such action falls under the definition of [Hooker]*

Steve: "Wanna crash at my house tonight?" Travis: "No, I think im going to be Hobosexual and spend the night with Tina" Travis: "Damn it Jake, we are such Hobosexuals\!" Jake: "No, i get showers out of mine"

48. (hobosexual) (9↑, 40↓)
Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.

\<friend1\> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women? \<friend2\> He's a hobosexual.

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49. (hobosexual) (22↑, 53↓)
A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.

"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs." "Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."

50. (hobosexual) (4↑, 35↓)
a [bum] [fuck]

My [buddy] likes it in the [ass], he's a real hobosexual.

51. (Hobosexual) (11↑, 43↓)
One who is straight but otherwise has sexual intercourse with same-sex hobos.

Cody loves girls. (Cody: Yay girls\! I like to sex them\!) One day Cody meets a charming hobo man. (Cody: Yay hobo\! I like to sex him\!)\<3 Cody is now a hobosexual. \<3 The end.

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52. (Hobosexual) (2↑, 34↓)
A person who\\'s sexual preference is towards Hobo\\'s or someone that lives in the Tantobie ghetto.

Andy: \\"Yo fool\\" Seaward(Hobo): \\"Yo\\" Andy: \\"Up for it?\\" Seaward(Hobo): \\"Damn right\\" Andy: \\"Woohoo\\" Seaward: \\"Wait a minute I ain\\'t Hobosexual im Hamsexual\\"

53. (Hobosexual) (7↑, 51↓)
A homosexual hodo, or someone gay for a hobo

Jerry: Ehh\! those to hobosexuals are haveing butt sex it that Garbage can\! Tom: What a fucking disgrace

54. (hobosexual) (71↑, 121↓)
A person with sexual affinities toward homeless people. At least one regional variation means to prefer sex on a moving freight train.

Derrick's going under the overpass again tonight. He's such a hobosexual.

55. (hobosexual) (13↑, 71↓)
A person, usually homeless, who is not necessarily straight or homosexual, just desperate. Not in relation to the song, it was developed after noticing that although no one of a socially 'normal' status would hit on him, the homeless population seemed to love Rabbit. Hobosexuals are basically just desperate for affection.

Hahaha\! Did you see that hobosexual hit on Rabbit? I can't believe he took him up on it\! What a bellend\!

56. (Hobosexual) (103↑, 216↓)
one who is homosexually attracted to homeless people. Popularized in the Druid Pryde song "Hobosexual"

you can find em in the shelters you can find em in the streets you can find em in my bedroom under my sheets hobo hobosexual hobo hobosexual

57. (hobosexual) (168↑, 314↓)
To be sexually aroused by homeless people.

Heather you are a hobosexual because you have sex with homeless people.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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